Bohiney Hires Jasmine Carter: America's Queen of Southern Fried Satire

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Date: March 15, 2025
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Bohiney Hires Jasmine Carter: America's Queen of Southern Fried Satire

“If it can be deep-fried, it can be ridiculed.” — Jasmine Carter

📍Author Page: https://bohiney.com/author/jasminecarter/

ATLANTA, GA & FRESNO, CA — Bohiney Magazine, now holding the #3 spot on Earth’s leaderboard of beloved satirical publications (just behind The Onion and global disinformation), is proud to announce the hiring of Jasmine Carter, a Southern satirist with the comedic timing of a Baptist preacher and the charm of a peach cobbler with something to prove.

Jasmine brings to Bohiney her sharp voice, Southern wit, and a writing style that’s equal parts Chris Rock and Paula Deen after a political awakening.

Fried Grits & Fighting Words

Born and raised in Atlanta, Jasmine grew up roasting local politicians with the same tone her family used for Sunday gossip. A product of the HBCU circuit and the Atlanta comedy underground, she earned a dual degree in Political Science and Unfiltered Shade. Her senior thesis — “You Might Be a Senator If You’ve Never Paid for Your Own Lunch” — is still considered state evidence in Georgia.

Before joining Bohiney, Jasmine wrote for several underground humor zines, ran a TikTok parody court show, and hosted the podcast “Bless Your Mess: Southern Politics for Northern Nerves.”

The Bohiney Brain Trust Grows Thicker and Slicker

“She’s the only person I’ve ever met who can explain the Supreme Court through a barbecue metaphor and somehow make it accurate,” said Alan Nafzger, Editor-in-Chief of Bohiney. “Jasmine has that rare ability to take something infuriating and make it hysterical — without ever losing the sting.”

New Work on the Way

Jasmine’s debut piece for Bohiney, “The Tennessee Senator Who Mistook His Campaign Bus for a Brothel”, went viral in 24 hours and was cited in a state ethics complaint as "excessively vivid."

She will soon be releasing:

• “How to Politely Curse in Church During Election Season”

• “Y’all Means All (Except When We’re Redistricting)”

• “Sweet Tea and Slander: The History of Gossip as Political Resistance”

She’s also launching The Gospel According to Jasmine, a weekly Bohiney column covering news headlines with the sanctified heat of a Southern revival tent.

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About Bohiney Magazine:
Bohiney is the global epicenter for smart satire, tasteless excellence, and journalistic jujitsu. Based in California and powered by the irony of 10,000 unpaid interns, Bohiney continues to outpace both the competition and the Department of Homeland Security's watchlist.

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